Choosing a name for your new feline friend is one of the most fun parts of bringing them home. You could go with something sweet or traditional—but where’s the fun in that when you’ve got a sassy, prancing, tail-flicking goofball staring back at you? That’s why funny cat names are becoming a top pick for pet parents who want something memorable, unique, and downright giggle-worthy.
Whether your cat is a lazy loaf or a dramatic diva, a silly name can match their personality and bring a smile to everyone who hears it. Punny names, pop culture references, and wordplay are all fair game when it comes to naming your furry companion. These names don’t just make you laugh—they also double as great conversation starters and social media gold.
Below, we’ve rounded up 14 of the most hilarious and pun-tastic cat names you can give your feline overlord. From musical legends to literary nods, each name has a little something that makes it stand out. Plus, we’ve added a fun description for each one to help you imagine the perfect match for your pet’s quirky charm. Let’s dive into this list of names that are as playful and unpredictable as cats themselves.
1. Meowzart
Classical music and cats might seem worlds apart—unless, of course, you’ve met Meowzart. This name is purrfect for a feline who enjoys dramatic window stares and nap-time symphonies. Inspired by the legendary composer Mozart, Meowzart brings elegance and chaos in equal measure. With every leap onto the keyboard, your cat will be composing a new masterpiece in dissonant paw chords. The name is especially fitting for a cat that seems a little too smart for its own good. Whether they’re conducting invisible orchestras or knocking over your metronome, Meowzart will keep you on your toes. Get ready for a household filled with fur and flair.
2. Catrick Swayze
Channeling the energy of the late Hollywood heartthrob, this name fits a feline with graceful moves and undeniable charm. If your cat often appears out of nowhere, dramatically jumps onto furniture, and holds eye contact like it’s a slow dance—this is the one. Every twirl of their tail could be a scene from Dirty Dancing (or Furry Dancing). Catrick Swayze is ideal for cats that are equal parts mysterious and magnetic. Friends will laugh—and secretly wish they had thought of it first. You won’t be putting this kitty in the corner anytime soon.
3. Sir Pounce-a-Lot
Knights of the Round Table, step aside—Sir Pounce-a-Lot has arrived. This bold and energetic name is a hilarious fit for any cat that loves to ambush feet and pounce on invisible prey. He may not wear armor, but he’s definitely battle-ready when it comes to rogue dust bunnies. Sir Pounce-a-Lot brings noble ridiculousness to your home, making every hallway his personal battlefield. Expect zoomies, sneak attacks, and the occasional tumble from high places. With a name like this, your cat’s wild antics will sound positively regal. All hail the fearless feline knight!
4. Furrball McFluff
Designed for those ultra-fluffy cats who seem to shed glitter bombs of fur wherever they go, this one’s an instant classic. Not only does it sound delightfully silly, but it also makes every vet appointment way more entertaining. Furrball McFluff struts with pride, turning every hairball into a heroic tale. When you see them lounging like royalty or clumsily rolling off the couch, you’ll know the name fits. If there were a kitty pageant, they’d win “Best in Fluff” every year. This is a name that screams cuddly chaos.
5. Chairman Meow
Power, presence, and paws—Chairman Meow rules with an iron paw. Borrowing from history with a hilarious twist, this name is ideal for cats who act like tiny dictators. They control the feeding schedule, the couch territory, and your sleep cycle, obviously. When they glare from the top of the bookshelf, it’s clear who’s really in charge. Chairman Meow doesn’t ask for permission—he issues decrees. It’s the kind of name that turns a household pet into a legend among friends. You don’t own him—he owns you.
6. Pico de Gato
Spice things up with a name that’s as tasty as it is clever—Pico de Gato. A pun on the classic salsa Pico de Gallo, this name suits a zesty, fiery kitty with lots of personality. Whether they’re spicy, saucy, or just a little too bold for their own good, they’ll wear this name proudly. Perfect for foodie households or bilingual pun-lovers, Pico de Gato rolls off the tongue like a flavor explosion. It’s unexpected, memorable, and completely ridiculous in the best way. Every meal becomes a pun opportunity when this cat’s around. Warning: may cause excessive giggles at the vet’s office.
7. Whiskerface
No-nonsense and straight to the point, Whiskerface is exactly what it sounds like—funny, adorable, and just a little absurd. The name practically shouts “I am cat, hear me nap.” For those cats with especially long, expressive whiskers and a habit of getting up in your business, it’s the perfect fit. It’s also a great choice if you want a name that sounds like it came from a kid’s cartoon. Whiskerface is the kind of cat who gets their nose in every bag, box, and bowl. You’ll laugh every time you call them from across the room. This one’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
8. The Great Catsby
Literary buffs, rejoice—The Great Catsby is here to steal your heart and your bookmarks. Named after F. Scott Fitzgerald’s legendary novel, this name suits a mysterious and stylish feline. Think tuxedo cats who lounge like they’re hosting a Gatsby party every evening. Behind those glittering eyes is a secret, probably involving the missing hair tie. The Great Catsby knows how to work a room, whether it’s guests or the local squirrels. He might not drive a yellow car, but he’ll definitely nap in your laundry basket with flair. Every day is a roaring good time with this dapper fellow.
9. Tuna Turner
Get ready to sing your heart out—Tuna Turner is in the house! Inspired by the queen of rock ’n’ roll, this name is ideal for a vocal, dramatic diva of a cat. Tuna Turner belts out meows during dinner time and performs full-body rolls across the floor. She’s got attitude, power, and a love of the spotlight. Perfect for cats who demand gourmet treats and endless admiration. Tuna Turner isn’t just a name—it’s a lifestyle. You’ll find yourself narrating her antics like a backstage tour documentary.
10. Clawdia
Chic and sharp, Clawdia is the name for a sophisticated lady cat with sass. This punny twist on “Claudia” is ideal for cats who like to show their claws before their affection. She may look elegant, but she’s got opinions—and she’s not afraid to scratch them out. Clawdia has a dramatic flair for entering rooms like she owns the place. If your feline prefers high places and low tolerance for nonsense, you’ve found the match. This is a cat who demands respect and gives side-eye like a pro. Treat her well, or face the wrath of her fabulous paws.
11. Paw McCartney
For music lovers and Beatles fans alike, Paw McCartney hits all the right notes. It’s the perfect name for a gentle, mellow kitty who always seems to be humming a tune. He may not play bass, but he knows how to pluck at your heartstrings. Paw McCartney has a calm coolness that fills the room like a warm melody. Whether he’s lounging in the sun or gently pawing at your guitar strings, he’s a legend in the making. Expect spontaneous sing-alongs and frequent serenades to your houseplants. This one’s a real chart-topper.
12. Fleas Witherspoon
Charming, quirky, and undeniably fun—Fleas Witherspoon is red carpet ready. With a nod to the beloved actress, this name is a punny masterpiece for cats with star power. She’s got range: one moment climbing curtains, the next curling up like an angel. Fleas is a cat who knows how to work a room and pose perfectly for photos. You’ll hear this name once and never forget it. It’s ideal for playful, elegant, or mildly chaotic felines. Hollywood has nothing on your living room.
13. Kitty Smalls
It was all a dream… until you met Kitty Smalls. This homage to The Notorious B.I.G. fits any cat with a big personality and a chill vibe. Kitty Smalls struts through life like every step is set to a beat. He’s the cool cat who doesn’t need to do much to grab your attention. Throw in a little swagger and a lot of love, and you’ve got a feline icon. Great for black cats or big boys who like to nap like royalty. Just don’t be surprised if he drops bars in meows.
14. Tabbytha
Finally, we’ve got Tabbytha—a magical mix of tabby charm and classic wit. This name brings to mind spells, sparkles, and cats who always appear out of nowhere. Whether or not your cat is a tabby, the whimsical tone makes it a winner. She’s the type who sneaks around like she’s casting enchantments behind the scenes. Tabbytha has a mystical air and a habit of making you do her bidding. You’ll fall under her spell the moment you hear her purr. With this name, every day is a little more magical.